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The funniest movie ever made-
Blazing Saddles:
One of the funniest lines ever uttered....................................
bs10.wav 18k
Whip it out.......................................................................... bs4.wav 21k
"Kinky"............................................................................... bs16.wav 7k
Is it true, what they say?...................................................... bs11.wav 74k
They're needin' some dimes................................................. bs17.wav 21k
Qualifications?..................................................................... bs15.wav 70k
Animal House:
Dean Wormer comments about Flounder............................ deanworm.wav 15k
Flounder 'comments' on Dean Wormer............................... barf.wav 15k
The girls comment on the Delta boys................................... eewwww.wav 10k
The Delta prescription for Flounder..................................... ahouse22.wav 43k
Greg the Flaccid................................................................. soft.wav 24k
Mrs. Wormers cucumber hunt............................................ cucumber.wav 15k
Fast Times at Ridgemont High:
Spicoli appraises Mr. Hand................................................ you_dick.wav 10k
Mr. Hand asks a rather rhetorical question.......................... on_dope.wav 16k
Colossus: The Forbin Project:
This movie is a classic about an advanced defense computer that is hooked up to the nuclear arsenals of the world to help prevent a nuclear "accident." Naturally, the computer gets smart and takes control of people's lives. This clip is of Colossus (the computer), deciding when enough is enough.
College student's nightmare 25k
Batman:
The Jokers prescription for Gotham City............................. enema.wav 10k
Idiot's Delight:
Clark Gable. Does anybody think of him as a song and dance man? Hell no, and here is the reason why. He made this movie in 1939, and it is the only time he permitted himself to be filmed singing(?) and dancing. It was a mistake he never repeated. They covered up the voice pretty well with music and background singers, but they couldn't hide the fact that Clark can't dance. Here now, Clark Gable, covering Puttin' On The Ritz.
Gable sings! 170k
Space Jam:
Bugs and Daffy get screwed by Warner Brothers................ screwd.wav 85k
The Conqueror:
I like many of John Wayne's movies, but he laid a few eggs too. Here, he tries his luck as Mongol warrior Genghis Khan. Not only is John out of his element, but the dialog sucks as well. This movie was filmed in 1956 near an atomic test site in Utah. Many of the cast and crew got cancer after making this turkey.
"....I have ill repaid your love, my brother...." 79k
Incubus:
William Shatner, 1965, in the first American movie using the "universal" language, Esperanto. What more can I say about this classic that you don't already know. Ahem.
incubus.wav 36k
Jackie Brown:
A "clip" for my fellow gun lovers.......................................... Jackie Brown 98k
The Rock:
Of winners and Prom Queens............................................. promqeen.wav 72k
From Dusk 'Till Dawn:
O.K., this one requires an explanation. For those that haven't seen it, let me say that this movie, from Quentin Tarantino, is one strange ride. This clip is the full speech of Cheech Marin, who plays a barker in front of a Mexican Vampire brothel called the Titty Twister. (Still with me?) Ladies, unless you have an extremely ribald sense of humor, you'd be well served to just pass this clip on by. It's funny, but not for the verbally squeamish. ... Pussy lovers 356k
From the Zucker Bros. collection:
Nice beaver....................................................................... beaver.wav 20k
Have you ever seen?.......................................................... naked.wav 11k
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