Clay's Sound Emporium- Humorous Wav Files

Clay's Sound Emporium
Another outlet seeking to conquer the world through export of American culture.

I have gathered a few of the best wavs the Net has to offer and digitized many of my own that I think are funny. I also give some links to the finest sites I have found in my travels. I hope you find that your time here is well spent. Keep your arms inside the car at all times, and no spitting.

{I ask no money and you see no ads on my site, but now I need a helping hand. It's Mother's Day, 2012, and I'm looking for Lisa Montano. She'll know me by name. (Yes, I tried to Google her.Try that yourself and see how well that works out.) She was from southern California and Hawaii. She's the girl I should have married, but was too stupid to do so. Her brother's name was Mike. Any help you could give here would be appreciated. Just tell her to write.

As always, the sounds are free.}

For those of you that don't know how to download to your computer, click on the sound with your right mouse button and choose "Save Link As" (or some similar wording) from the resulting drop-down menu. MAC users, hold down the ALT key and click on desired sound file (I'm really not sure if that works, but that's what a MAC guy told me).

HAPPY DOWNLOADING

Now playing at Clay's Sound Emporium:

The TV Wav Page		The Simpsons Wav Page
The Mail Call Wav Page		The Movie Wav Page
The Atomic Cafe Wav Page		The Oddities Wav Page
The Pulp Fiction Wav Page		The Wizard of Oz Wav Page
The Humorous Quote Bag		How to Make Your Own Wavs

The Simpsons Song Wav Page

If you wish information about the owner of this site (me), this link will do.

Now, for something completely different.

BP Irony. A picture is worth a thousand words

Are you looking for themes? There is only one place you need to look

Wav Theme Songs Home Page

If you're looking to score themes from movies, TV, or beyond, Ed Jones has your fix.

If you'd like to extract audio from any video file, the "must have" program is

AoA Audio Extractor

It's absolutely free to download, and it's completely user friendly. I downloaded it, and had the audio I wanted about a minute later. I was totally impressed.

I believe The Web should be free. Another site with that same philosophy is

The Free Site.com

It lists lots of free stuff available on-line, just the way it ought to be. Check it out.

A great place that movie buffs should not miss is

The Internet Movie Database

Type in any movie name and get back all the information you might need. Besides the basics, you can also see the on-line voters poll about each movie, viewer comments, trivia, goofs, etc. Also, you can vote and/or comment about movies yourself and add it to the database. An indispensable resource for those that love movies.

If any of the links here do not work, or, if you have any comments or questions, please let me know-- CONTACT ME

Now playing at Clay's Sound Emporium:

Clay Loomis is non-toxic, bio-degradable, and has a fresh lemony scent.Look for him in your grocers dairy case.

Clay Loomis is non-toxic, bio-degradable, and has a fresh lemony scent.
Look for him in your grocers dairy case.